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Professional Adult

by Brandon Law

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I don't know maybe it's just me But a lot of the times I feel like an imposter in my own skin Like somehow I'm not qualified to do the thing I've been doing my entire life I mean for God sakes I don't even have a combover And it's not even just that I'm not capable of doing these things But as I’m sitting here recording this song Trying to figure out how I feel I am wrapped in a literal security blanket Something that my sister made for me almost a decade ago When I was going into surgery and was terrified that I was going to die It is pretty cool though, It’s got skulls with mohawks But I'm 32 years old, and I still have a mohawk
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I need a nap Do you remember naps They used to make us take them when we were kids And then they would feed us a snack The audacity I drink so much coffee right now that it would probably kill a small army of rodents Or power a house Because it is caffeine that keeps these lights on I need a nap, and some goldfish So now that we’ve established that we clock in caffeinated And check out sleep deprived Is there really any question that we feel underappreciated when we work for our next latte And our children take naps in the middle of the day and wake up demanding snacks I need a nap, and a fruit by the foot
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I was told I was old today At first I laughed it off and said I’m definitely not old I don’t have a combover I still have a mohawk I buy coffee and snacks I know she said You told everyone in your first two tracks All you ever talk about is your past When you got here, what you’ve liked, and even how you met your wife I don’t really understand what my wife has to do with this I mean I’m old enough to be married, so I guess that makes me old I have children, so sure I’m old enough to have children But still I don’t understand how I’m old She said you just are I said ok, sure man, whatever you say I guess I’m old It wasn’t until the drive home when I thought about everything Oh God, am I really getting old What does old mean Am I gonna die, I don’t want to die Who the fuck wants to die I’m certainly not that old, but it could happen at any time I don’t like thinking about these things It’s very existential and mean That all I seem to do is make paper I guess you could call it green Like the grass on the other side To which I now feel like I belong But to a younger generation all I do is mow the lawn I like to think that I’ll leave this place a little bit better in my short time here I hope that you can to, because the end is always near

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released February 8, 2022

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